Congratulations, you’ve been picked for Coocoocachoos Cocky Constables which means you’re one of the cockiest constables around. If you’re not bragging your ass off before every game then you sir are not truly a cocky constable and you will be looked down on by the rest of your team!
Just remember guys, this isn’t about having fun, it’s about winning! We will not be beaten by Requiem and his reckless retards!
“Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing.” – Vince Lombardi.
Now go out there and win some prizes!